Is anyone eating Eggos and messing with a walkie-talkie? If so, well, there might be something far more sinister happening than a poor start, dammit. Your distrust leads to you to ask insane questions to your friends and family. All of them have Matthew Modine’s eyes…his hair. Suddenly, everyone looks suspicious, conspiring against your favorite team. The dread and habitual disassociation with reality only escalates as we get closer to the next week (or episode), though. The fans, shackled by Velveeta Wins, incapacitated by Knee Tingles, are chain-smoking with such severity even Winona Ryder would stop and say, “That…you might be overdoing it there, cousin.” Teams are left to wonder, searching for the answers. Yes, it’s strange…this NFL season …and it’s getting stranger. Perhaps he is in the Upside Down? And why does he conduct himself like Hopper when being interviewed?Īs we enter Week 7-with an overwhelming abundance of “Eh-Teams”-it’s safe to assume that more than a few people feel like they are currently in some other realm…where an unknown entity, a monster-like being with a Roger Goodell tattoo, is haunting their every move-running or passing, X or Y, huddle or nay. While the hit Netflix show Stranger Things has the world wondering What happened to Barb?, the NFL community of watchers and opinion-makers can find similar confusion with the Carolina Panthers, creating hypothetical analogies about a very lost Cam Newton.
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